歐買尬

昨天小小接完EASON後，那一子一上車就對我說

『小一，我要聽那個男生是怪獸的歌。』

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哪來一首歌叫男生是怪獸的歌

後來EASON用了非常五音不全的歌聲哼了一小段後

小小恍然大悟，原來EASON要聽LADY GAGA的『FAME MONSTER』啦！

不過小孩子聽太多她的歌好嗎？大家看看裡面的歌詞

Don't call me GaGa
I've never seen one like that before
Don't look at me like that
You amaze me
He ate my heart
He a-a-ate my heart
He ate my heart
He a-a-ate my heart
He ate my heart
He a-a-ate my heart out
Look at him Look at me
That boy is bad And honestly
He's a wolf in disguise
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes
I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before
She mumbled something
while we got down on the floor baby
We might've fucked not really sure, don't quite recall
But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er
He ate my heart (I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)
He ate my heart (I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)
He licked his lips Said to me
Girl you look good enough to eat
Put his arms around me
Said 「Boy now get your paws right off me」

I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before
She mumbled something
while we got down on the floor baby
We might've fucked not really sure, don't quite recall
But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er
He ate my heart (I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)
He ate my heart (I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)
He ate my heart He ate my heart
Instead he's a monster in my bed
He ate my heart He ate my heart
Instead he's a monster in my bed
I wanna Just Dance
But he took me home instead
Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed
We french kissed on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off
He ate my heart then he ate my brain
Uh oh uh oh (I love that girl)
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster (Could I love him?)
That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster (Could I love him?)
That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster (Could I love him?)
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er

 

唉呀～我們的EASON真是一個識貨的小孩呢！